Forever Young

foodchewer:

I would put my life in danger to save a dog

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90989 notes ♥ July 22nd @ 7:28 pm

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

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ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

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213334 notes ♥ July 22nd @ 7:24 pm
  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

16622 notes ♥ July 22nd @ 2:32 pm

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

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thecountercurseisunjellify:

spazzynerd:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.

Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?

Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.

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13331 notes ♥ July 22nd @ 2:31 pm
godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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palstagram:

[says goodnight]

[reblogs 200 more posts]

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